ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻻﺳﺘﺎﺫ ﻟﺘﻠﻤﻴﺬ : ﻭﺍﺵ ﺗﺎﺗﻌﺮﻑ ﻫﺘﻠﺮ ؟
ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﺘﻠﻤﻴﺬ : ﻻ !
ﺍﻻﺳﺘﺎﺫ : ﻛﻮﻥ ﺗﺒﻌﺘﻲ ﻗﺮﺍﻳﺘﻚ ﻛﻮﻥ ﻋﺮﻓﺘﻴﻪ
ﺍﻟﺘﻠﻤﻴﺬ : ﻭ ﻧﺘﺎ ﻳﺎ ﺃﺳﺘﺎﺫ ﺗﺎﺗﻌﺮﻑ ﻳﻮﺳﻒ ؟
ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻻﺳﺘﺎﺫ : ﻻ !
ﺍﻟﺘﻠﻤﻴﺬ : ﻛﻮﻥ ﺗﻌﺒﺘﻲ ﺑﻨﺘﻚ ﻛﻮﻥ ﻋﺮﻓﺘﻴﻪ
ﻫﺠﻤﺔ ﻣﺮﺗﺪﺓ ﻭ ﺍﻻﺭﻧﺒﺎﺕ ﻭ ﺩﺍﻛﺸﻲ
ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪ
ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﺘﻠﻤﻴﺬ : ﻻ !
ﺍﻻﺳﺘﺎﺫ : ﻛﻮﻥ ﺗﺒﻌﺘﻲ ﻗﺮﺍﻳﺘﻚ ﻛﻮﻥ ﻋﺮﻓﺘﻴﻪ
ﺍﻟﺘﻠﻤﻴﺬ : ﻭ ﻧﺘﺎ ﻳﺎ ﺃﺳﺘﺎﺫ ﺗﺎﺗﻌﺮﻑ ﻳﻮﺳﻒ ؟
ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻻﺳﺘﺎﺫ : ﻻ !
ﺍﻟﺘﻠﻤﻴﺬ : ﻛﻮﻥ ﺗﻌﺒﺘﻲ ﺑﻨﺘﻚ ﻛﻮﻥ ﻋﺮﻓﺘﻴﻪ
ﻫﺠﻤﺔ ﻣﺮﺗﺪﺓ ﻭ ﺍﻻﺭﻧﺒﺎﺕ ﻭ ﺩﺍﻛﺸﻲ
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